Regardless of how much humanity moves forward, you can always count on people being dumb enough to get stuck in chimneys. Jordan Kajewski was trapped inside the chimney at Carroll Redemption Center, a recycling center in Iowa, for eight hours before firefighters hammered a hole and rescued him. His excuse? He was playing hide and seek with his cousin. No word on why 29-year-old was naked, but he’s being charged with trespassing.