First of All…
It’s been a minute since we’ve had a fire meme on our hands, but thank goodness for Twitter over the weekend.
We’ve all had some type of argument at one point in our lives, or if you’re like me it’s an everyday occurrence, that requires you to use those three magical words, “first of all.” The term is an immediate indication that you’ve said something to someone that they don’t agree with, forcing them to correct you on the spot. It’s also a smart stalling approach (one I use often) that gives the person saying “first of all” time to think of a “second of all.”
Enjoy some of my personal favorites.
hobbies include saying “first of all” when i have no second point to make
— Lauren Chanel Allen (@MichelleHux) October 3, 2017
“You read my message but didn’t reply”
First of all I didn’t mean to read it
— b.b 🎃 (@Benoo_Brown) October 15, 2017
“but you said your 5 mins away”
First of all I didn’t say where I’m 5 mins away from
— ki’. (@gvldenkirstyy) October 15, 2017
“you look better when you dont have your glasses on”
first of all, you look better when i dont have my glasses on too
— sky (@skylurpaige) October 16, 2017
“Wow handcuffs? You’re freaky 👅”
First of all, you’re under arrest.
— Steph Carter (@CarterSteph__) October 15, 2017
“Go and message your other girls”
First of all, you are the other girl
— ✨ BOY® (@AbdiTV) October 14, 2017
Hoes be thinking they sucking good dick because I moaned “fuck”…..First of all I forgot to put the chicken out and my mom almost home.
— DJ (@poeticlad) October 14, 2017
“You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore”
first of all, I’m not white
— r a m a n 🕷 🎃 (@Ramankaur925) October 15, 2017
“You never like any of my tweets”
First of all, I have you muted.
— malik (@TheDuragMessiah) October 14, 2017
“hey shorty”
first of all I’m taller than you
— mamí (@tessahilll) October 15, 2017
“I love it when I make your eyes roll back”
First of all babe, I’m possessed
— s boogie🍯 (@saikwonboogie) October 15, 2017
“Previously on-“
First of all, I’ve been watching for ten straight hours
— zannah (@notjustblondee) October 16, 2017
“why you look so mad”
first of all , this just my face
— dye ! (@simply_dye) October 16, 2017
“we used to talk”
First off, all we did was ask eachother wyd every 5 mins
— First of all…. (@__FirstOfAll) October 15, 2017
“you suck at texting”
first of all i don’t even wanna talk to you
— giorgia is unfazed (@itsgiorgiarose) October 15, 2017
“Are you still available tomorrow?” First of all I was never coming
— dan osi (@Osiordan) October 14, 2017
“When am I gonna see you again”
First of all, you saw me by accident.
— ASHA. (@ashawarsamee) October 14, 2017
‘be the bigger person’
first of all i’m 5’1
— sumeya (@svnnycx) October 14, 2017
“if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you too?”
first of all, i’d jump off a cliff without my friends
— Pastel Pain☽ (@ldgadamn) October 16, 2017
And my personal favorite:
“Are you still watching”
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
