Are you excited for the big game? Have you ran to Wendover, NV and placed your bet on which team will win? Well as for me, I’m not gonna be at some Super Bowl party nor will I even log on to Facebook that day. Here are 10 reasons why I am not watching the Super Bowl on Sunday February, 4th.
1 – Patriots And Refs are a team
So many of us are sick and tired of watching the Patriots and refs teaming up together every year. Even when you think the opposite team has the upper hand after the 3rd quarter, these refs blow the game for them. Every time!
2 – Still salty about the “Tuck Rule Game”
You all know the Raiders should of won the Super Bowl back in 2002! The signature moment of the game was a controversial ruling by referee Walt Coleman in the fourth quarter that would cause this game to commonly be known as the “tuck rule game.” New England won and my heart was stomped on.
3 – I’m done seeing Bill Belichick’s wack a** hoodie
With all the money he makes, it seems he wears the same rags at every Super Bowl.
4 – Philadelphia Eagles playing with second string QB
It’s true, Nick Foles rallied at the end of the season and helped the Eagles win the NFC Championship. But these refs be playing loyalty and I can see them letting The Patriots D-Line make lasagna out of the poor boy.
5 – Both team’s cheerleaders look beat up
No need to explain.
6 – Prince is dead
I guarantee he would of performed in his home town during the Half Time show. R.I.P.
7 – The SB commercials will air on Youtube
Nothing has been better since the little Darth Vader and Volkswagon commercial back in 2011.
8 – Did I mention the Refs and Patriots are on the same team?
9 – Kitten Bowl 5 will be showing on Hallmark Channel
I hate cats, but I hate the Patriots more.
10 – All The Above
