Gimme 5: 5 Things To Take With You On Black Friday

1. A Taser

Along with a Taser you should also probably bring a baseball bat, simply because you never know who you might need to tase or if you might need to smash someone’s window for stealing your parking spot.

2. A coffee mug filled with wine

Dealing with crazy people on Black Friday is definitely not something people want to do, so why do it sober? Buy yourself the biggest coffee mug you can find and fill it up with your favorite wine or liquor. I promise that your shopping experience will never be the same.

3. Your boyfriends credit card

Who wants to spend their own money anyways? Simply bring your boyfriends credit card and swipe that thing to the max, but you should probably make sure that you’ve got his permission before hand so that you can avoid issues, unless you don’t care than go for it!

4. Sneakers

Just in case you need to get ratchet and stampede some people over, make sure you’ve got a pair of sneakers on. But don’t go rocking your brand new J’s because they will get messed up.

5. A Drake CD

Just in case the item that you wanted is sold you and you become emotional.


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