1. You’re tired of being asked if you’re polygamous when you travel
2. You get creative when you swear.
3. You always request fry sauce when you’re out of town, and they always look at you like you’re crazy.
4. You think you’re going to suffocate in 30% humidity.
5. You know multiple line dances.
6. You can pronounce Tooele.
7. You know the difference between a ‘Steak House’ and a ‘Stake House’
8. You had to complete a scavenger hunt to go to prom.
9. The letter ‘T’ means nothing to you. Lay’on is by the moun’ins.
10. You’re surprised when a business is open on Sunday.
11. You know what an NCMO is.
12. You own Hawaiian sandals and you’ve never been to Hawaii.