When London-based blogger @Oloni asked Twitter for “the most cringe worthy thing” a guy has ever done on a date, she received hundreds of painfully relatable responses. Here are some that’ll make you squirm:
It was our first date we were out to dinner and everything was cool until I ordered another drink. He takes his backwashed half glass of beer and pours it into my wine glass and says here just finish this off even the waiter was disgusted
— Annie Wright (@sweets_laderer) May 15, 2018
He was tryna see if you were Wakandan.
— Vincent Van Goku (@Donnietello) May 16, 2018
Him: I’ll get us a bottle of wine
Me: I’d like a beer
Him: No, I insist. I want to buy us some wine.
Bartender: Which bottle would you like?
Him (frantically panicking over the menu): Uhh…. The cheapest!
— Joe (@karatesluts) May 15, 2018
I was dating this guy, went to eat & go halves on the bill.. it came to an odd number. The waiter is stood there w/ the card machine & THIS NIGGA gets his phone out, uses the damn calculator to calculate TO THE PENNY how much i owe as my half. The waiter says ‘lucky girl aint ya’
— spaghetti queen ♔ (@SholaScarlett) May 15, 2018
The guy told me he’d fetch me around 9pm to go out to eat and have drinks.
He showed up at 10pm. On foot. Bought KFC. Offered me Black Label. It was raining. https://t.co/kdRP9VziEi
— Kagiso💕 (@DarkskinNugget) May 15, 2018
He kept singing. Like we’d be sitting there and he’d start singing and I’ve have to sit there and listen in silence. Repeatedly. And when I asked him if we could talk rather than listen to him perform he got PROPERLY annoyed. https://t.co/8E8R1pRfat
— Richard Butler (@rmdbutler) May 15, 2018
Invited him over for coffee, he packed an overnight bag with his own pillow. https://t.co/l8a9E3wZeB
— Eugenie Gregan (@greganeugenie) May 15, 2018
Went on a date to the cinema and the cinema was empty cause it was late. He gets out his phone, opens snapchat and starts recording,saying “yeah we rented out the whole cinema, you know what it issss”😐 https://t.co/rq1NKAutTF
— Amber (@LaRondayyyy) May 15, 2018
And finally, my own horror story:
Pushed me against my door as I was trying to go inside, got in my face, and whispered “Why do you resist me?” He wanted to be in a Twilight movie so bad 😖 https://t.co/V1GQYonnPC
— DELANEY (@delaneyalldaay) May 17, 2018